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If someone is too rich…

gohkbu — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:13:07 +0000

This is an article that someone emailed me..
I find it quite interesting..
Its an essay about the consequences when you are too rich.
(Its not written by me, just translating and hyperbole it.XD…)

One day, a student write an essay about his life in his family:

My family is very boring. I do not have any past time together with my family. Dad is busy counting money, brother is busy doing accounts, sister is busy contacting the bank and mum is busy sweeping money…==
I live on top of a mountain far away from the city. It is very inconvenient to go shopping in the town. It took me four to five hours to reach there by car.I do have a helicopter at home but it is hard to find a parking place for my transport at the shopping complex. I wonder why all the shopping center in the town are so low class…==
Sometimes i will go out for a walk. My parents are afraid that i will be kidnapped. Therefore, they hired around 20 body guards to follow me.
Hence, people ran away when they saw me. That is why i was isolated since i was very young. My only friends are those body guards…==
Every time when winter, it is very cold. Dad felt that it is troubling to go for shopping. Therefore, we have neither steam bot or blanket in the winter. I accompany my parents to warm ourselves by using money. When i am sleeping, i can just cover my self with money as there are no blanket. I personally felt that the England pound is cozier…==
When i was still a little kid, there was one time that i wet my pants. My room is too big. I did not manage to run out of my room to the toilet. That is why i wet my pants. Concerning of this issue, dad placed a small car in my room, so that within 5 minutes i can rush out of the 1000 meter square room and pass the 5km corridors and reach the toilet. However, still i often get lost in the corridors. Thus, dad built extra toilet for me.. He said to me: If the toilet is still too far, do tell me. I will build more, but not in your room(why not..my room is not that small)==.. Our lives are hard. You have to bear with the pain. Now i think of it, dad was really a kind and wise man.==

Last week, a thief broke into my house. He used explosive to break my dad’s security box. Unfortunately, tonnes of coins rolled out of the box. The coins kept on rolling, as if it will not stop.. Consequently, the coins rolled on the thief and killed him. I felt that that their is very pity. Being pressed by coins is very painful. He is not as lucky as the thief before. That person died of drowning because he was surrounded by dollar notes when he accidentally fell into my dad’s money pool…==
The money in my house killed so many people. Thus, i would like to become a scientist in the future. I would invent an organism that can consume tonnes of money in a short time. I will invent 1,000,000 of them so that they can finish all of the cash in my house within a year.Then i can take revenge for those thieves….==

Teacher’s comment: VERY GOOD!! GO TO HELL!!

Second semester

gohkbu — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:11:09 +0000

This is the first week of the second semester.
I have less homework this week, because the teacher are discussing the exam papers and they did not give any homework.
I thought that second semester will be much busier than the previous one.
However, this week seems to be quite relaxing.
I find it boring staying in the hostel, because i have nothing to do.
I had played a lot of computer games during my semester break.
Now i am even bored of playing computer.
I expect that there will be quite a lot of homework to entertain me as the school starts again, but sadly, there a not so many…
So i just sleep at the hostel the whole day, as i got nothing to do.
This reminds me about a conversation with a teacher.
As usual, we are busy bodies that want to spy on the exam marks.
We went to the teacher and requested to see the marks.
The teacher refuses and ask us to go back to class.
We do not have any class already.
Then the teacher asked us go back and sleep..
I had slept so much these few days..How can i sleep again..
After a few argument, i sense that the teacher is quite frustrated.
So we just leave the teacher in “peace” and go home^^.

Poem

gohkbu — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:32:34 +0000

This semester, i am required to write a poem.
At first, i thought of translate Chinese poem to English.
I assume that it will be a surprise for teacher as it is interesting.
Unfortunately , with just a glance, the teacher had identified that it is a Chinese poem. She scolded me for insulting the poet.
The teacher also doubt that the poem that i wrote myself is a replica from the internet. I was so disappointed.
Just because of my joke, the teacher lose her trust on me.
I really try my best to write the poem myself that i spend nearly half a day to write that few lines of words…

Blogging again^^

gohkbu — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:25:56 +0000

Finally, i can enter my blog site.
After i came back to KBU, i can hardly access to my blog page.
The computer center at the college is not available because it is full every time i visit it. Therefore, i will just have to wait patiently for the hostel line to connect to the internet slowly.
I really wish to blog, but i do not have ideas to write.
When i got idea, i cannot access to this web page.
When i got idea, the internet suddenly become so slow that i cannot even sign in to my blog page.
Does that mean that god do not want me to blog???
Or it is just a coincidence?

Ghost LAST part…

gohkbu — Thu, 07 May 2009 15:29:13 +0000

Have you ever wonder that the sixth sense really exist?
There is no doubt that we have 5 senses. However, what is the sixth sense actually? Some people claimed that sixth sense allows people to forecast future. Some argue that this sense enable them to see ghost..
Which of these statements are true?
In my opinion, both of it is true but i would say that it is an ability instead of a sense.. I felt that the sixth sense is the ability of human to detect the energy emitted by “ghost”.
I felt that our brain could also be a receptor and the stimulate to it is “ghost”.
I strongly believe that all human are born with it.
Some people seem to be aware of it and some do not even realise it.
This explain why some people can see ghost and some do not.
This ability varies from individual. For example, some people can curl their tongue and some don’t due to genetic inheritance. The same goes to the capability to sense “ghost”. It ought to be that it is inherited to the offspring or some miracle happened and peopled mastered it naturally. I man not saying this because i watch too much animie comic.(For animie lovers i am sure that you know which i am referring to..^^effect of HOCL).

Since seeing ghost is an ability, why do we afraid of it?
Probably we are told by our ancestors that ghost are scary.
Ghost are evil spirits. Therefore mankind are afraid of it.
Its not that we are afraid of it because it is really scary, but it is human behavior that made of terrified by those “energy”.
Have you ever wonder that when we say “shit” the first thing that comes in mind is: “it is filthy; i do not want to touch it; YUCKS!”
This proves that, we humans are brain washed with certain concept.
Being scared of ghost is just an effect of human behavior or a natural respond due to the concept implanted in the man race centuries ago…

Last part : mind control.
I am not so sure about this subtopic as i cannot explain it well.
I have to make a clean breast of it that i am lack of vocabulary….
However i will try my best to make it clear.^^
The word that i am trying to say is “a ghost has entered someone’s body”.
I am sure that there is a word to describe the whole process..
Can someone help me with that word?
How does this occur?
Why can ghost enter our body?
I would say that the “ghost” just took control of your consciousness.
As a chinese who believe in spokes and spirits, we can see it clearly in temple, where the “god child” did some ritual to let god posses his body.
Other example would be the “nine coconut emperor” festival(direct translation…omg.XD. its a festival at the ninth of september in chinese calendar. Please forgive me for my weakness vocabulary..).
The believers are said to loss their conciousness when peforming the ritual of going across the hot charcoal bare footed…
Now i am going to expain this. Do not believe it? Just wait and see.
As i said before, the energy emitted by “ghost” can interfere with our brain wave. In other words they can control our conciousness and body machanism as well. This explains why the people that are “occupied by ghost” do not realise what they are doing.
Why are the people unharmed when they are pierced with metal during thaipusm and also walked one the burning charcoal bare footed?
I have my own prediction on this issue. Firstly, i believe that ghost are once living being, included human as well. Therefore, there is a possibility that they know our body better than us. According to a research, human had only use less than 10% of their brain.. Maybe the “ghost” know how to utilise the remaining part. It could be that our body have healing ability or ability to stop pain reception at a point. Who knows? This explain why people are unharmed during the ritual.

That is all that i can explain about ghost. Do leave me a comment if you find any part which is a “bull shit”…Maybe my english is not good enough to explain it in words..So please comment if you doubt of what i had said.
There is a very argumentative point here. Do energy have thoughts? As far as i concern, only high level living being such as human have it.. Are energy one of these creature as well? I deeply doubt that and incapable of explaining it..
If someone do know the answer, please leave a comment.^^

Ghost…Part 2

gohkbu — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 14:55:37 +0000

In my last blog, i said that ghost cannot hurt us physically.
However it can hurt us mentally.
I am having a hard time to phrase my explanation, so that it can be understand better rather than just nonsense…
Do ghost really exist?If it does, why do it exist?
I had learn from movies that, ghost exist because they have some unfinished business when they are still human. Their soul are not freed as they are guilty of not finishing their life properly..They wanted something from their life but they could not get it. Therefore, they became ghost and life in guilt.
Movies is still a creation of human. It cannot be true unless there are scientific evidence.Can we explain about ghost scientifically?

I still remember that my teacher in the secondary school, who explained about ghost in scientific terms.
She said that every human contains chemical energy.
Therefore, we can said that ghost is a form of energy.

Based on that statement, i had made my own nonsense interpretation, which seem quite reasonable to be explained.^^
When we die, the energy in our body will be converted to other forms of energy.(newton’s third law-action and reaction.Go look at physics book if you do not know what is it. XD)
Just like other forms of energy, we cannot see or feel it. We are just able to see or feel the effects of that energy. I still remember miss Say asked us to draw how wind looks like. She also told us the master piece done by the seniors. Three strokes of lines?^^ I wonder who did that.
Now, back to that energy. Scientist had classified energy based on their effects. However, for the energy that is released after human died, what is the energy? What are the effects of it? No one knows about it. Although some research proved that crops will release a type of gas after death, it still cannot prove that those gas are all the energy in the dead body.

Therefore, i agree with my teacher that those remaining chemical energy will be converted into a energy called “ghost”!Since ghost is a kind of energy, it will have an effect. I predicted that it will have an effect of interfering the human brain wave. That explain why ghost will hurt us mentally as it is messing with our brains! Ghost interfere with our mind to made us believe that it really exist. This explain why ghost can appear from any where and any form or shape. It can stimulate our brain to interpret their existence.
It can also stimulate our brain so that we are afraid of them..

So why so we see ghost occasionally and other people don’t? Why do some people claimed that they have six sense that can sense the ghost?
I am tired to explain now..XD. Do wait for part 3…^^
content in part 3 (related…)
-special receptor
-human behavior
-mind control
Just to remind me what to write for next one.^^

Ghost!!!

gohkbu — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:00:45 +0000

Many people claimed that ghost and spooks are scary..
However, when you question them further,
it seem that there are no reasonable reason to be afraid of ghost.

Here how i asked my friend:

Why do you afraid of ghost?
Ghost are scary.
Why are they scary?
They scare us.
Why are you afraid of them?(leads back to same question…sigh)
That is because they are scary la…XD(same answer…)
Why is it so scary and scare people?Do you see one before?
No. But i am still afraid of it..

Isn’t it funny to be terrified by something
that you cannot even confirm that it exist?
What can ghost do to you?
Kill you? Torture you? or hurt you?

I believe that it is true that ghost can hurt you mentally but not physically.
Those who claim that they will be killed by ghost have probably watched too much ghost movies. Those ghost are not that scary at all. If you close the sound and play the movie slowly..I am sure that the story will not be that fearful. Thus, i can conclude that its the audio and visual effects or the of sudden appearing of the ghost that makes the movie terrifying.

However, there are some exceptional cases for movies that involves breaking of body parts and bleeding. I believe that every one will be afraid of that as we are human being that merciful. Even that normal villains instead of the ghost are killing and tearing people apart, it is scary as well.

From the previous two paragraph, a small conclusion can be made.
Ghost are not scary. They are just being made to be fearful so that the movie can get a high sales on tickets.

Back to my first statement. Why do ghost hurt us mentally?
That will be post in my blog next time. haha.
Too many homework and exams this week…T.T

Attention: Centre Point residence!

gohkbu — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:30:48 +0000

Recently there are people, who got deceived at Centre Point.
The criminals wanted to check your belongings due to security reasons.
If you are tricked and took up your phone or wallet ect, then you can say goodbye to your stuffs. They will snatch it and run away.
So if any strangers approach you, just ignore them and run away!
I do hope that the management of centre point will be more efficient to deal with these people. There were actually some cases like this happened in the past. Previously it was a people in the car that wanted some small change of money. They tooked the change and drove away. Some of the students were cheated. Now, the villains had changed a new style. This new technique seemed to be quite effective. I really doubt if the college student are so obidient to take our their precious belongies just because they asked to do so. Maybe they are just shocked that they were suspected as criminals. This reminds me of a chinese proverb ” the real thief shout to arrest the blamed thief first”…It really applied perfectly in this situation in the way i interpreted it. It simply means that the thief said that other people is the thief in oder to get rid of the attention that he was the real thief..

What can the management do? There are sercurity guards and CCTVs at centre point, yet these “robbings” still happend? What do the CCTV recording? Do the CCTV have limitation such as it must be closed at certain time to save electricity.haha..Is there an area that the CCTV did not cover? What are the security guards doing? They are chatting with the walkietalkie with thier own language.Maybe there are trying to get some translation of what the conversation between the student and robber is about…Some of my friends told me that the guards ran away if they saw robbery on students..Is the sercurity of centre point really so bad? I am getting more convienced to this statement..I still remembered that the first month that i came to KBU, such situation had already happened to one of my friends..That fear still live in me till now..I am scared that one day i will be one of the victims as well..

I thinked that they can send someone and pretend to be tricked. That way they can catch the criminals red handed. ^^
We can also try report this to our dear warden of centre point warden.
He will surely reply : Let me finish my cigeratte first. XD
Just joking.^^

“Chilly padi”

gohkbu — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:26:11 +0000

There is one session in the college where the students can voice out their troubles and problems.As usual, those common problems are discussed during the “meeting”.The students complained mainly about the internet,library and food.Among those complains, there is one, which made the whole class laughed. The question is : I do not understand why the canteen do not have chilly padi?

When there are problems, there will sure be complains.However, can the problems be solved if we complain?Sometimes the problem may seem to be quite annoying and bring discomfort to the student. They kept complaining about the problem and hope that other people will solve it.I do not know whether i worte this in my previous blog but i will repeat it if i do.

When there are problem, there will sure be complain and blaming. People blame each other so that they need not to face the problems. Then, the poor scape goat must take up the task alone.. If that person is capable of solving the problem, then it is worth for complaining.

However, what happend if the problem cannot be sovled after complaining?
Normally students will expect the authorities to solve the problem in a blink of eye..Are they so efficient? There are even worse situation. After complaining, the problem is still there and the student got some special gift as well : Scolding and nagging… This happened quite often to “centre point” residents.XD

As a conclusion to this blog, i am not try to say that we should not complain..
I am just trying to say that we should try to solve the problem by choosing another path instead of complaining. I am sure that we are capable of solving our own problem. We can do negotiation or discussion instead of complains.
If there are less complains and more people helping on the problems, i am sure that work better than just complaining and letting others do the work..

Blogging again- Mode^^

gohkbu — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:57:33 +0000

Finally..I can sign into my blog page already.^^
These days, i have came across many funny situation.
I do not remember all of it, but i will try my best to recall it.^^

I will start with one of my teachers first.^^

One day, miss Kong was asked by a student:

Teacher, how to find “mode”?
Looking at the graphical calculator, Miss Kong answered that
the calculator cannot be used to find mode.

Then, i point at a button at the calculator and said:
Teacher, mode is there.

Eventually, she pressed that button and get totally annoyed..

Miss Kong : Knock your head a…

Those who have a TI graphical calculator can have a look.There is really a button called “mode” at the top left corner of the calculator..However, that button is not the “mode” for statistic.That button is the “mode” of the calculator, where the setting of the calculator is.^^
That is why miss Kong felt that i am pulling her legs…